Do you think this was a great diss?

Me and my roomie have not been getting along since we had a fight 2 weeks ago. Today when I went to the living room I saw my nerdy roomie eating donuts for breakfast and he told me see my donuts you will no longer get any more you meanie and laughed at me. I then told him at least im not a big fat ugly nerd like yourself who have never dated. He then whimpered and put his head down in sadness. I then went to my bedroom and came out 10 minutes later and when I saw him I told him lay off the donuts and hit the gym you big fat pig and he cried.